I AM EZIOS BASTARD CHILD WITH SOFIA CALLED VANNIPOLÉi’m the fuckin chosen one who kills dragons every day
much better than my real life, really
Layto-
NO
NOOO FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Minecraft … I’m ok with this :U
THANK GODNESS I PLAYED ON PEACEFUL!
HALO
shit, there’s Flood everywhereI AM THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONBORN
vectorman. i’m made of balls
I’m dead. 8(
Little big planet?
I’m totally cool with that
Minecraft
shite
FUCK YOU I’M DRAGONBORN
steal all the things
It costs $500 to change my sex, appearance, and accent. I am effectively immortal. I am surrounded by hot bipches and blow shit up and own a city and I have future guns and future planes/helicopters. Saints row 3 YEAH
FUS RO DAH.
So…I’m uh.
A half-vampire vampire hunter.yeah.
I’m cool with this.
I get picked on by Groose and keep trying to find my best friend. 8|
(Source: streudelkitty)


